I am OUTRAGED at the solicitors that constantly call my house. GIVE UP ALREADY! After all of the annoying calls, I have created a plan for REVENGE!
Speak to them in Spanish. Sure, they will probably transfer me to a Spanish speaker, but then I will speak to them in the few phrases of Chinese I know. They then will transfer me to a Chinese speaker. However, then I will tell them some things in Japanese. Upon transferring me to a Japanese speaker, I will take a straw, place it in my armpit, and make loud farting noises until they hang up on me! hehe
and if they decide to call back...
Simply, get mean, scream, and tell them to take me off their list IMMEDIATELY!
and if they agree but really don't...(like usual)...
I will fake cry and tell them that I am mentally unstable due to their creepy, never-ending phone calls.
and if none of these work...
Just continue hanging up on them. I'm out of here in a few months anyway. No more annoying house phone! [: